Feel like you've been single and ready to mingle for so long, you're deserving of some kind of endurance award?

Hey, you just might be. Below, 17 signs you have officially out-singled all other single people in the universe.

Your idea of a warm embrace looks a little something like this.

A photo posted by Semeran graham/little Utah (@semy1122) on Oct 10, 2014 at 5:32pm PDT

You're jealous of these hand-holding gummy bears.

A photo posted by Nathaniel Mercado (kaskasero) (@nathkasero) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:41am PDT

Your emergency contact is depressing. Real depressing.

A photo posted by Scott Backman (@scott_backman) on Oct 10, 2014 at 2:34pm PDT

You go to the trouble of staging selfies with your fake girlfriend.

You don't even go to the trouble of faking a girlfriend anymore.

A photo posted by Gil Maghanoy (@gilblowsminds) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:51am PDT

You've aged decades in the time it's taken to find The One. (Hey, at least you'll always have dear old dad.)

A photo posted by @femmerouge13 on Oct 10, 2014 at 12:22pm PDT

This drawing accurately illustrates your "love life."

A photo posted by Jared The Time Lord (@jaaaaaaaaaaaar) on Jun 6, 2014 at 9:14am PDT

You realize nothing brings the boys to the yard. Not even milkshakes.

Forget your mom. Even your Coke cans are starting to dole out unsolicited relationship advice.

A photo posted by Amanda Fazzini (@sophisticated.ignorance1) on Sep 9, 2014 at 3:24pm PDT

You give serious thought to buying this pillow.

A photo posted by Julia Lager (@sthlmjulia) on Nov 11, 2014 at 9:27am PST

You reinvent this romantic photo trend to incorporate your one true love: food.

A photo posted by Brandi (@smuwe7) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:41pm PST

You swap out your old furniture for pieces more accommodating to your current living situation.

You start dedicating your favorite love songs to foodstuff.

(Image via Sirja Ellen/Flickr)

You look for new creative ways to pretend you're soooo in love.

A photo posted by Adam Tipsord (@tipsord01) on Jul 7, 2014 at 4:54pm PDT

Your "dinner with bae" posts on Instagram look something like this.

A photo posted by Noori (@noor7311) on Aug 8, 2014 at 6:17pm PDT

You've truly exhausted every last avenue in your attempt to find someone to date.

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on Sep 9, 2014 at 5:23pm PDT

Until finally, you just give up and accept Nutella as the love of your life.

A photo posted by Jessica Sold (@tschetzikhaa) on May 5, 2014 at 12:35pm PDT

Can't argue with that logic.

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