Q. When are your eyes not eyes?

A. When the wind makes them water.

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Q. What do you get when big jungle animals go to the supermarket?

A. Long lions at the check out.

Looks Like the Christmas spirit has started....

Indeed it has! And as we open more crackers in our build up to Christmas day, I'll share the jokes we find inside. So far I think the ones we got (above) are pretty good!

Q. What is a cat's favourite song?

A. Three Blind Mice

Oh dear Xmas.....Sigh!!!!

so

Q: whats the difference tween a Priest and a Christmas tree ?.

A: Both have balls, but only used for decoration.

I can't top that one...

Latest cracker joke...

Q. Why are graveyards so noisy?

A. Because of all the coffin'!

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
But then again it could be interesting don’t you think…

You iz clevah!

Q. What did the horse say when he reached the end of his nosebag?

A. That's the last straw!

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Q. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A. An udder failure!

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Q. What never shows off about making honey?

A. A humble bee!