I would have sprayed milk out my nose were I drinking milk as I read this. But coffee spray sufficed. Nice burn.

I like the choice of names and the illustrations!

And how often have I consoled myself with the knowledge that if everything falls apart in my life, the worst I'll have to deal with is maybe electroshock (but they don't do that any more, do they ) or macaroni art. And I could do that. ... I could ENJOY that.

All the while reaching for that seemingly elusive goal of "big girl" pointy scissors!! Or just pretending to reach.

I'm there!