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(This is the way I remember it)<br /><br />A lady has gone to her local wedding shop to get a dress for her wedding.<br /><br />The lady running the shop knows the woman who's looking a buying the dress.<br /><br />The shop owner says that she can not sell her a white wedding dress as seh believes that she is not a virgin because she has been married before and lets her know this.<br /><br />The shopper tells the owner that's not entirely true, whilst she may have been married, she was still a virgin.<br /><br />The shop owner asks her how.<br /><br />The shopper replies,<br /><br />'Well, my first husband was a Gynocologist, so he only wanted to look at it.'<br /><br />'My second husband was a psycologist, so he just wanted to talk to it,'<br /><br />'And my third husband collected stamps.......'<br /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/default/shocked.gif" /> <br /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/default/grin.gif" /> CHeers,<br />Col. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/default/grin.gif" />
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