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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040290?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Judge ordered video of Mayor NoPants be released to local TV station who's logo looks like women's underwear when you tilt your head to the left [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040242?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]"My plan is legitimately to just let them all assault me and you guys arrest them all." Off duty Officer questioned by both local police and grammar police [Fail][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040268?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Okay, hot shots, math quiz time: If you have four companies trying to build five data centers in Seattle and one backs out leaving three trying to build four, how much will your electricity bill go up? [Misc][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040604?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]I'm afraid to give my cat a pill. Good luck with a lion vasectomy [Scary][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040412?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Officials mum on Gordie Howe Bridge opening date. Why they need their mother to tell us remains a mystery [News][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040574?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Ok, but good luck redeeming it for the usual 5¢ [Sad][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040590?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Cannabis importer hanged for grievous offense of bringing a kilo into Singapore in 2018. Sentence justified because that much cannabis "could have fed the addiction of 144 abusers for a week" [Scary][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040258?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Homeless encampment returns to West Seattle park one day after city sweep, possibly because telling people who have no where else to go to go away doesn't work [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040348?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Terrorists are trying to drop NBC bombs on embassies in London. Oh, is it Friday already [Scary][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040224?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Hi-Yo, Silver. Away [Spiffy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040006?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 17 is posulate, as in "I was on my phone in the middle of the night, so I decided to postulate" [Amusing][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040340?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]On this day in history, in 1917, the 'Second Battle of Gaza' began, which puts us up to somewhere around four hundred and thirty-seven at this point [Vintage][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040450?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]If you didn't have 'Doug Ford f*ck jet' on your bingo card for today I have some bad news for you [Stupid][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040526?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]A cool 3 minute video visualization of the gradual transformation of Paris from a Celtic village to a dense megatropolis [Cool][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040602?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Midwest Farkers, please check your weather app and make sure there's not a Tornado Warning in your area. Link goes to Ryan Hall's stream [News][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040390?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Pope Leo, who heads an organization with at least $73 billion in assets and ownership of at least 70,000 priceless works of art, laments how unevenly wealth is distributed around the world [Facepalm][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14038508?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Photoshop these dregs [Photoshop][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040276?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Tijuana River sewage is making the air toxic and sickening thousands in California. Health risks of barbecued Iguana, Mexican radio still unknown, whoa-oh [Sick][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040012?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]FTFA: "A total of five deer entered the home, but only four left" Well. Now you GOTTA click [Weird][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040278?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Trader Joe's facing class-action lawsuit for potentially hand delivering parts of shopper's credit card numbers to organic, free-range identity thieves [Misc][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040382?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Want to base your life decisions on complete bullshiat, but Astrology just isn't cutting it for you anymore? Well, have you considered Astrocartography? [Stupid][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040542?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Scientists identify previously unknown Nanotyrannus dinosaur, a pint-size predator which had furry feet, lived in holes in the ground, and occasionally traveled to nearby Bree to drink ale in pints [Interesting][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040378?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow, mrrp meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW [Amusing][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040250?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Haiku day is here - Thread is for haiku only - say haiku again [Interesting][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14040254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Bothell brothel denies awful allegations, says massage sabotage by police entourage is simply official predation [Followup][/url]