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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909518?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Woman sues IRS because she wants her baby counted as a dependent. Difficulty: Her fur baby [Stupid][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909516?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Iowa man fined for illegally cutting down 50 trees on state land, including 175-year-old historic oak, to build himself a house. In other news, Iowa no longer has any trees [Sappy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909478?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Because nothing says elegance quite like a golden stripper pole in the basement [Amusing][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909482?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Those of you who are worried about the Gestapo in unmarked SUVs should know that sometimes marked Homeland Security vehicles also have fake "officers." Citizens are advised to comply with all Calvinball statutes, because you're on your own [Murica][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Who wants to be a billionaire? [Spiffy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909474?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]The biggest question is how no one can agree on how it's spelled: is it Chanukah, Hanukkah, or Hanukah? [Interesting][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909450?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Good news, single Farkers: You can still find love in bars [Spiffy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13906382?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Photoshop this leggy redhead [Photoshop][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909264?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]CSB Sunday Morning: Haircut horror stories [CSB][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909514?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Brown University mass shooting suspect in custody, shelter in place order lifted [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909472?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Day 1,390 of WW3: Germany to send soldiers to Poland to help fortify its eastern border - Germany, of course, knowing a thing or two about how fortifications can be circumvented. This is your Sunday Ukraine war thread [Awkward][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909434?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]One of two remaining Tulsa massacre survivors has passed away, with lawsuits still pending to force OK to recognize what truly happened that day. Justice delayed is justice denied [Sad][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909374?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]United fight departing Dulles International Airport loses only part of its left engine, much to the relief of 290 souls aboard [Scary][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909370?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]After a 100 year wait, Butte lady finally gets full justice thanks to a $50 eBay find [Spiffy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909452?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Active shooter situation at Bondi Beach in Sydney. Multiple people shot. One of two gunmen dead. Developing story [News][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13908542?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Diseases, medicine, therapeutics, and swearing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 5-11 Saving Money Edition [Weird][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909314?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]The average American's net worth is over $620,000, so stop whining [Murica][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909288?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]What would you rather do: Lick a sidewalk or give up your smartphone? Recognizing phone addiction signs in yourself. Oh no, my battery needs to be charged up again [Sad][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909280?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Not news: Idiot spreads online misinformation about active shooter situation. Fark: The Persident of the United States [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13908894?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Burried lead: any idiot who rolls coal has an illegal mod on their brodozer [Murica][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909252?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]"... promising greater credit availability to a wide swath of underserved borrowers." Wasn't that precisely the problem that led to the 2008 crash? [Dumbass][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909094?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Elvis Presley's death could have been prevented if it wasn't for his 'constipation' problem. A little less constipation he would have had a little more action [Obvious][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]♫ Colorado Rocky Mountain high. I see the 101st Airborne in the sky ♫ [Murica][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909080?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Presenting the dumbest car thief on the planet of the week [Dumbass][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13909088?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]School was on lockdown because of those pesky semi-automatic clarinets [Fail][/url]