While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up. <br /><br />Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish? <br /><br />"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. <br /><br />The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." <br /><br />Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !" <br /><br />The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. <br /><br />The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. <br /><br />His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. <br /><br />God is good.