Here!!! it gets better laugh
Try this one.
when the government sends out that paper work for censorship (if i got that right) and we have to fill it out and hand it in, so that the government knows how many people are in this country.

And if you dont its a $100 a day or jail.

Well, when the person came knocking on my door, and asked me to take this document to fill out, I took it and ripped it up right in front of her shocked eyes.
and I said to her, take this back to Howard the coward and shove it up his arse.
about a week later I get a ph call from a guy and he says to me..sir, if you dont fill out this documents,I will have to report you and a fine of $100 a day or jail.
I replied back to him with.
well mate, you go tell howard, until he cleans up his act, you and him can go get frk'd. His nazis have murdered my life and until howard plays ball.
I am not doing shit.
this also applies to the voting..told them to shove it.
never heard from them ever again.