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Volcano earthquake report for Tuesday, 29 September 2026
• M 1.7 - 3 km SSW of Pāhala, Hawaii
• M 2.0 - 4 km ENE of East Quincy, CA
• M 1.0 - 85 km NW of Karluk, Alaska
• M 4.9 - 2 km SW of Sakai, Japan
• M 1.9 - 78 km SE of Kokhanok, Alaska
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy drinks it down in one. "Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must happened". "I came home early today," answered the guy, "went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend!" The bartender pours the dude another triple shot. "This one's on the house". The guy gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife?" The guy answers: "Yea, I walked up to her, told her we're through, pack your bag's and get out, I told her!" "What about your friend?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said: Bad Dog!" Source: Jokes
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