The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This <br />is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! <br /><br />DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?<br />SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?<br />SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?<br />ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate<br /><br />DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?<br />SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.<br />SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!<br />ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate<br /><br />DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?<br />SAFER: Could we be overreacting?<br />SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.<br />ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate<br /><br />DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?<br />SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.<br />SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?<br />ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate<br /><br />DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?<br />SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.<br />SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!<br />ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.<br /><br />Money talks...But Chocolate sings.