WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? That all depends on who you ask…

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the road,
the road gazes also across you.

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you’d cross the road too!

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

and finally over to the president...

George W. Bush: To find the weapons of mass destruction… or whatever.
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