Wow, what a freakay story TVSAT.

It is interesting to note some things that are seen as "bad" are things that happen rather naturally, such as weight gain and having "gas".

Here's my take on the story:

There was a man who saw girl. She looked a bit plain, not all that "hot" in his book, so he didn't even talk to her. But his friend liked the shine in her hair and her eyes, and he thought she had a cute smile so he went up and talked to her.

He took her on a date and found out that she was very smart and nice. On the second date he found out she was a good cook, too, well at least of tuna casserole.

After several dates, he was madly in love and when he finally asked her to marry him, he was pleased to find out she was also loaded with cash. Well, at least enough for a good honeymoon and down payment on a house.

And even though she fluctuated in weight, burped a bit, and tooted on occasion, the man didn't mind as he did, too. And after a lovely spa bath together each night, they both smelled reaaaal nice.

And the friend who didn't even talk to the girl, was still unmarried and not even dating as he was too picky.

The end...