OMG thank you so much for that Alisa, I laughed my hiney off!

Couple things...

Number one above, the bumbling burgler reminds me of old Bugs bunny & Wyle cyote/Roadrunner cartoons! How classic (And unfortunate)!

Next, number 6 reminds me of a story that I heard of a bank robber who wrote a hold-up note on the back of his paycheck stub, handed it to the teller, got the money, then left the pay stub on the counter of the bank. He was baffled when the police showed up at his home address 15 minutes later to apprehend him!

And last, but not least...number 9 - the Burger King robber. Ann Arbor happens to be the city that my brother J.J. lives in & is the same city where the Fairy Doors story originated & are said to be located in! That's also the same city where I was supposed to take the kids on the Fairy Door tour. Ypsilanti is the city that Karl works in & the Burger King that the attempted robbery took place in, is right accross the street from Karl's work! It is also the very same Burger King that Karl's mom used to work at & a place that we have eaten many meals in.

How freakin weird is that ?!

Anyway, thanks for posting this. One of the very first things my mom read to me off the internet was The Darwin Awards. Thank you for reminding me that it exists, I will be reading up on them tonight thanks to you !