Seems to me we're kinda like the Titanic, but we've got a happy ending.
The ship's gone down in quite a spectacular fashion, but........
Captain and crew all alive and well.
Passengers all accounted for, most of us have already clambered aboard the good ship AUS-CITY. A few passengers are still in their lifeboats heading in our direction. There's a guy waaaaay out in the distance aboard a double bass using a banjo as a paddle going round in circles, but once he gets the hang of things he'll catch up.
Pity the captain's log went down with the ship, but as soon as we find a suitable diving suit, Mr. Workshy will be over the side and resurface a hero. (I would go, but I just drink like a fish, not swim like one).






Mike.