Three dogs, a Bull Terrior, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.<br /><br />The Bull Terrior turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?"<br /><br />The Boxer replies,"I'm a pisser. I piss on everything-the sofa, the cat, the kid. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."<br /><br />The Bull Terrior says, "So what is the vet going to do?"<br /><br />"Lethal injection" came the reply from the sad Boxer.<br /><br />The Bull Terrior then turns to the Labrador and asks,"Why are you here?"<br /><br />The Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."<br /><br />"So what are they going to do to you?" the Bull Terrior inquired.<br /><br />"Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.<br /><br />The Labrador then turns to the Bull Terrior and asks what he's at the vet's office for.<br /><br />"I'm a humper," the Bull Terrior says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."<br /><br />The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say,"So, lethal injection for you too, huh?"<br /><br />"No, no," the Bull Terrior says,"I'm here to get my nails clipped."