Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply<br />must try.<br /> <br />She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.<br /> <br />Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."<br /> <br />He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.<br /><br />First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.<br />Then he takes the lime juice.<br /> <br />T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.<br />T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the colour of fresh lime juice.<br />T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.<br />T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....<br /><br />"It's called Blowjob revenge"