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Christmas Crackers #42919 Sun 07 Dec 2008 10:12:PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	Q. When are your eyes not eyes? A. When the wind makes them water. --------- Q. What do you get when big jungle animals go to the supermarket? A. Long lions at the check out. Attached Images

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Re: Christmas Crackers Alisa #42920 Sun 07 Dec 2008 10:33:PM
Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 208 Earth Flux Mission Specialist Level 1
Flux Mission Specialist Level 1 Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 208 Earth	Looks Like the Christmas spirit has started.... I know you know I know

Re: Christmas Crackers Flux #42938 Mon 08 Dec 2008 12:59:AM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	Indeed it has! And as we open more crackers in our build up to Christmas day, I'll share the jokes we find inside. So far I think the ones we got (above) are pretty good! Attached Images

Re: Christmas Crackers Alisa #43047 Thu 11 Dec 2008 11:58:AM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	Q. What is a cat's favourite song? A. Three Blind Mice Attached Images

Re: Christmas Crackers Alisa #43048 Thu 11 Dec 2008 01:52:PM
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 520 Townsville D DocSniper Payload Specialist Level 1
DocSniper Payload Specialist Level 1 D Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 520 Townsville	Oh dear Xmas.....Sigh!!!! so Q: whats the difference tween a Priest and a Christmas tree ?. A: Both have balls, but only used for decoration.

Re: Christmas Crackers DocSniper #43050 Thu 11 Dec 2008 05:12:PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	I can't top that one...

Re: Christmas Crackers Alisa #43074 Sat 13 Dec 2008 09:46:PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	Latest cracker joke... Q. Why are graveyards so noisy? A. Because of all the coffin'!

Re: Christmas Crackers Alisa #43086 Mon 15 Dec 2008 01:41:AM
Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 208 Earth Flux Mission Specialist Level 1
Flux Mission Specialist Level 1 Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 208 Earth	The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. But then again it could be interesting don�t you think� I know you know I know

Re: Christmas Crackers Flux #43087 Mon 15 Dec 2008 12:34:PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	You iz clevah!

Re: Christmas Crackers Alisa #43230 Sat 27 Dec 2008 12:52:PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811 A Alisa OP Launch Director
OP Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 95,811	Q. What did the horse say when he reached the end of his nosebag? A. That's the last straw! -------- Q. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? A. An udder failure! -------- Q. What never shows off about making honey? A. A humble bee!