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Q. When are your eyes not eyes?
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Q. What do you get when big jungle animals go to the supermarket?
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Looks Like the Christmas spirit has started....
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Indeed it has! And as we open more crackers in our build up to Christmas day, I'll share the jokes we find inside. So far I think the ones we got (above) are pretty good!
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Q: whats the difference tween a Priest and a Christmas tree ?.
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Latest cracker joke...
Q. Why are graveyards so noisy?
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
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Q. What did the horse say when he reached the end of his nosebag?
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Q. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A. An udder failure!
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Q. What never shows off about making honey?
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