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Q. When are your eyes not eyes?
A. When the wind makes them water.
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Q. What do you get when big jungle animals go to the supermarket?
A. Long lions at the check out.
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Looks Like the Christmas spirit has started....
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Indeed it has! And as we open more crackers in our build up to Christmas day, I'll share the jokes we find inside. So far I think the ones we got (above) are pretty good!
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Q. What is a cat's favourite song?Three Blind Mice
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Oh dear Xmas.....Sigh!!!!
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Q: whats the difference tween a Priest and a Christmas tree ?.
A: Both have balls, but only used for decoration.
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I can't top that one...
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Latest cracker joke...
Q. Why are graveyards so noisy?
A. Because of all the coffin'!
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
But then again it could be interesting don�t you think�
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You iz clevah!
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Q. What did the horse say when he reached the end of his nosebag?
A. That's the last straw!
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Q. What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A. An udder failure!
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Q. What never shows off about making honey?
A. A humble bee!
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