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24 hrs In The Life Of A Mother #44260 Thu 12 Mar 2009 11:18:AM
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Re: 24 hrs In The Life Of A Mother jimjam6702 #44262 Thu 12 Mar 2009 02:02:PM
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Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 64,175	Oh wow, that was excellent! So true, so true! We really do that much. Synchronistically ("once again, once again, once again!" to the tune of William Tell's Overture) I was just thinking about this yesterday and how much I really do. Given the 30 minutes here or there that I am not busy organizing, fixing, struggling for control, cooking, cleaning, folding, guiding, etc., being a Mom is a lot of work! I need to remember to give myself more credit. And seriously, I wrote the shout box to you: "That's being a Mom for ya. On-call 24/7." BEFORE I saw or read this post. I know you'll believe and understand. I think our minds are definitely sharing space. I'd love to see the printed lyrics to that song as she sings!

Re: 24 hrs In The Life Of A Mother Alisa #44267 Thu 12 Mar 2009 04:26:PM
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OP jimjam6702 Payload Specialist Level 1 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 537 MI, USA	Ask and you shall recieve.... ...with words onscreen... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIJ4qK74IGY Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepy head Here�s your clothes And your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where�s your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat Don�t forget you got to feed the cat Each Eat your breakfast The experts tell us it�s the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today? Don�t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon So you must play Don�t shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside Don�t play rough Would you just play fair? Be polite Make a friend Don�t forget to share Work it out Wait your turn Never take a dare Get along Don�t make me come down there Clean your room Fold your clothes Put your stuff away Make your bed Do it now Do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone Get Off the phone Don�t sit so close Turn it down No texting at the table No more computer time tonight Your iPod�s my iPod if you don�t listen up Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you�re coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me Makes you welcome everywhere you roam You�ll appreciate my wisdom Someday when you�re older and you�re grown Can�t wait �til you have a couple little children of your own You�ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew Would appreciate Take a bite Maybe two Of the stuff you hate Use your fork Do not you burp Or I�ll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, Get the door Don�t get smart with me Get a Grip Get up here I�ll count to 3 Get a job Get a life Get a PhD Get a dose of� I don�t care who started it You�re grounded until your 36 Get your story straight And tell the truth for once for heaven�s sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff Would you jump too? If I�ve said it once, I�ve said at least a thousand times before that You�re too old to act this way It must be your father�s DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything And everything must be in place Stop crying or I�ll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth Wash your face Get your PJs on Get in bed Get a hug Say a prayer with Mom Don�t forget I love you KISS And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom�s work never ends You don�t need the reason why Because Because Because Because I said so I said so I said so I said so I�m the Mom The mom The mom The mom The mom Ta-da -enjoy-

Re: 24 hrs In The Life Of A Mother jimjam6702 #44269 Thu 12 Mar 2009 04:50:PM
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Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 64,175	Thank you! I love it! I really get the last part, "Because I said so, I'm the Mom, the Mom, the Mom!" I thought I'd never say that to my child--the reason of "Because I am the Mom". But now I feel like having it tattooed on me so I can just point to it!

Re: 24 hrs In The Life Of A Mother Alisa #44303 Sun 15 Mar 2009 02:38:AM
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OP jimjam6702 Payload Specialist Level 1 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 537 MI, USA	It's funny, Mom was the one who sent me that for Mother's Day of course & for obvious reasons I'm sure. But the funny thing is that all three of us (Jen, J.J. & I), used to always say to her after hearing her answer "be cause I'm the mom". "That's all you ever say, I don't even know why I ask anymore!". And her retort, "Well I don't know either , why don't you go into the other room & ask yourself that very question!". And as we would walk away, peeved about whatever it was that she just denied us,we would get just steps into the other room, and we would inevidably hear...again..."Becuzimthamom!". ONE WORD. She always did have to get the last word, even if she had to squish 'em all together! It also brings to mind her one word for bedtime..."gotabed!". Yep she had a way didn't she? "Like H!tler!" we would always say. My personal nic-name for her - "The fun nazi". Ahh, what fond memories of her I have.The very things that used to get under my skin w/her , are the very memories that put a smile on my face when I think of them today. Good times! And also funny, that very idea of her as I was a child, is what made me vow to never offer that up to my own rugrats, as the reason for my authority. Instead, I've always said to them "Because I'm the big cheese, & you're the little cheese!" But in honor of ma's funny ways, I think I'll have to throw in a couple surprise sneek attack "becuzimthamom's"! Thanx ma, Igotchurback!

Re: 24 hrs In The Life Of A Mother jimjam6702 #44326 Sun 15 Mar 2009 07:01:PM
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Alisa Launch Director A Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 64,175	Quote My personal nic-name for her - "The fun nazi". Clever! Quote "Because I'm the big cheese, & you're the little cheese!" Awww, very cute.