there onece was a fat ugly lady walking to the prince's palace then she burped burrrrrp then it smelt like toilet and fish she fasrted it smelt terrable then the prince was GOING TO KILL HER SHE WAS UGLY FAT BURPING LOSER SO THE PRINCE PUT A PRETTY SPELL ON HER SHE TURNED PRETTY NO FARTS NO BURPS HE MADE HER DRINK A POTION TO MAKE HER SMELL NICE AND STAY HOTT AND PRETTY FOREVER THEY GOT MARRIED IN A CHAPPEL THEY LIVED HAPPLY EVER AFTER HAD 3 KIDS AND LIVED HAPPY ALL HER LIFE