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If you apply for a promotion, don't list your date of birth as 5 years younger than you did in last year's application, otherwise people might check out the rest of your resumé and get you banned from teaching [Facepalm]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13978018?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]If you apply for a promotion, don't list your date of birth as 5 years younger than you did in last year's application, otherwise people might check out the rest of your resumé and get you banned from teaching [Facepalm][/url]