January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. gonemad

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! disgust

March

Got really excited ..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ..... box said "2-4 years!" bounce

April

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! blink

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid ..... wrong instructions .... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! noo

June

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. annoyed

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! wtf

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm ..... car swamped because soft-top was open. rain

September

The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it??? hmm

October

Hate M & M's ..... they are so hard to peel. dance

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! thinking

December

Couldn't call 911. "Duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! reye