Bacon �Tree
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after �crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They �are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis �says.........
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"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I �smell. �Ees bacon, I theenk."
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"Si, Luis, �eet sure smells like bacon. "
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With renewed hope �they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a �tree loaded with bacon.
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There's raw bacon, �there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every �imaginable kind of cured pork.
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"Pepe, Pepe, we �ees saved. �Ees a bacon tree."
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"Luis, �maybe ees a meerage? �We ees in the desert don't � forget."
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"Pepe, since when deed you ever �hear of �a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a �bacon tree."
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And with that, Luis staggers �towards the tree. �He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close �behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet �sock. �Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying �breath,
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"Pepe... go back man, you was right, �ees not a bacon tree!"
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"Luis, Luis mi amigo... �what ees it? "
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"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. � Ees
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�Ees �a ham bush....."
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