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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13833280?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Today, in criminal mastermind plans: Break into a church and steal power washers, attempt to sell power washers at Home Depot, get chased by church parishioners and hide on the roof of Home Depot until the police and the fire department get involved [Facepalm][/url]