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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13876850?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]"Thank you for calling your local police services. How may I help you?" "IT'S TWO MINUTES PAST 11 O'CLOCK AND THEY WON'T SERVE ME MY BREAKFAST BURRITO NO MORE" "I see. May I suggest Kill All Humans?" "OK"*loads shotgun* [Interesting][/url]