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Cop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?" Driver: "Cuz I'm transporting $120,000 worth of narcotics and I've got 'MORON' tattooed on my forehead?" Cop: "Bingo, Einstein. Step out of the vehicle" [Dumbass]	Alisa	6 hours ago