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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14222244?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Target: Call the police, we caught a shoplifter. Wait, the shoplifter is the police. Bonus: In uniform and on duty. Double bonus: He shoplifted at another Target later the same day. Triple bonus: You can't fire me, I retire. Murica [Dumbass][/url]