PSA: Putting your wedding ring on your penis is no guarantee that your wife will give you head. It will guarantee that a fireman will touch it though [Dumbass]

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PSA: Putting your wedding ring on your penis is no guarantee that your wife will give you head. It will guarantee that a fireman will touch it though [Dumbass]

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