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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13305984?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Crash at a friend's house for the night, chase your ex-friend with a machete when he asks you to leave, barricade yourself in the house for an armed standoff with the cops before passing out and being hauled to jail. The Aristocrats [Dumbass][/url]