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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13626674?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Alpine 6 offers to sell itself to top satire brands for $6.9M-receives a restraining order instead. The Onion claims not to know them, Duffel Blog says "nah", and John Oliver's team demands no further contact. Alpine 6 remains unsold and unbothered [Satire][/url]