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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13992940?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Lil Marco: If you're an American in the Middle East trying to get out, call this hotline so we can help you. Hotline recording: If you're an American in the Middle East trying to get out, we cannot help you [Obvious][/url]