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As my mate Martin says; knock yourselves out. Alisa can judge it, as she and the bossman get to know us better... ![[Linked Image from img594.imageshack.us]](http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/6008/safety1.jpg)
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Tradie to faux aus: the ceiling viewing point was there. Faux aus: damn, you mean to say they were watching me? Tradie: yep it's lucky you didn't change into that bikini! faux aus: sheesh! it was never this complicated for Jessica! 
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I think the AF backup is up there somewhere.
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If you look up there you can see all the people at godaddy who give a rat's @rse about the aussiefrogs data
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That beam is perfect for suspending a gallows...what a great idea for Halloween! Halloween?? no, no just an everyday lynching of a service provider that provided less than satisfactory service! (should we draw and quarter first or afterwards?)
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Him, ..If I stand here long enough somebody will pull my finger. Me,.. Then what happens? 
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male: What's that plane skywriting? "if you want to be  godaddy!" ...what does that mean? female: I don't know...perhaps we'd better google it?
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It's a bird, it's a plane...
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Bob Parsons: Then I spike each hair individually, like this...
er, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, ...
er, er, er, er, er, er. Like that.
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Pat showing Jess the new patch of
sky where the apartment is going
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Tradie to blondie:
... and that's the glass ceiling.
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FAIL! (Reject from the auditions for Macca's " Just point / More of a Man" ad.)
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[quote=TimOzSF] Well Miss first of all the rear tyres need replacing, then there's the shock aborbers. See that leak.. we'll have to take the engine and transmission out to fix that.
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Another Citroen suspension innovation : Ultra-high setting.
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"...and see that note up there? That's the one you'll hit when I hand you the estimate."
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Like the top-notch tradesman that he was, Josh was pointing out to Jessica exactly where the upper-left corner of the reply page should be.
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If you just look up there dear, you'll see how high GibGib's blood pressure went when he found out what godaddy did to Aussiefrogs.
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MAN FROM GODADDY pointing at the pie in the sky... 
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Man:On Thursday night at 12.oo pm, I will push that button there, And Aussiefrogs will come alive again. Lady: Ohhhh Darling, YES YES YES.YES!!!!
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If you check the sheet,we've calculated that if gibgib gets hold of Perkins his orchestras will finish up somewhere near the top of that tree
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Her: What happens when a forum dies ? Him (misty eyed): They go to forum heaven - up there.
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He...did you sayyyy "HE"....  So the dirty family secret is revealed... Just as well we didnt do that coffeee....   dino 
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but Dino...you knew my kahuna's were bigger than most blokes OTOH ...maybe I do need to get in touch with my feminine side a little bit more often. 
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Sorry Guys didn't know there was gender ambiguity, what I really meant was:
He/She wins (Tick applicable)
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, when sinners 
saw the error of their ways 
and reppented 
...and the people did point and stare in awe 
, sing songs 
and hold hands 
as the froggers danced 
the skills and dedication of the technical gurus 
that Aussiefrogs will live again! 
