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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14182276?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Festival security defeated by a group pretending to be drunk in Wales, a disguise roughly as effective as going undercover as wet during a thunderstorm [Obvious][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14182430?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]A 67 year-old diabetic gentleman is transported to the hospital after being found unconscious but breathing. While in the hospital, family members go through his stuff, find something unexpected. Who's the bad guy here? [Facepalm][/url]

Lionel Messi’s Retirement From Soccer Sparks Heartbreak Across Argentina
Lionel Messi’s retirement from the national soccer team, though widely expected, sparked fears of a diminished squad, and heartbreak over the departure of a national icon.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/31/world/americas/lionel-messi-retirement-soccer-argentina.html

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14182396?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]70-year-old woman: "It's been two weeks since he showed me his junk" [Hero][/url]

FTC and 22 States Sue Amazon Over Advertising Practices
Regulators say the e-commerce giant forced more than a million advertisers to pay more than they should have. The company denies the claims.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/31/technology/ftc-amazon-lawsuit-ad-prices.html

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14181842?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Recall issued for Alfalfa Sprouts due to E. Coli, Salmonella, and a furious Spanky [Sick][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14182300?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Free tire [Scary][/url]

KMZ last updated Mon, 31 Aug 2026 21:23:35 GMT

Source: Probabilistic Storm Surge 5ft [kmz] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

KMZ last updated Mon, 31 Aug 2026 21:23:34 GMT

Source: Exceedance Storm Surge 10% [kmz] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

Her son fed goats at a petting zoo. He might’ve been exposed to rabies.
Three baby goats at a North Carolina petting zoo tested positive for rabies, sparking a statewide effort to track down everyone who interacted with the animals.
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/son-fed-goats-petting-zoo-now-get-rabies-shots-rcna595345

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14182398?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Oh what a feeling, dancing on the ICU ceiling [News][/url]

News live: capital city house prices fall below $1m; Penny Wong has ‘grave concerns’ for missing Australians in Nepal

Sydney and Brisbane are back to being the only capitals with median prices above $1m. Follow updates live

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NSW workers to march for extra public holiday

The Shop and Warehouse Workers Union (SDA) say over 400 workers will march to NSW parliament on Tuesday with a petition signed by over 10,000 workers and their families to call for an additional public holiday for 1 September.

NSW workers work just as hard as everyone else, and they deserve the same opportunities to spend time with their families and friends.

Spring is all about new beginnings and that is exactly what a 1 September public holiday would provide for NSW.

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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2026/sep/01/nepal-tibet-flooding-missing-australians-penny-wong-anthony-albanese-pacific-islands-forum-liberal-national-coalition-one-nation-politics-reactions-ntwnfb

U.S. Strikes May Have Targeted a New Type of Iranian Naval Mine
The U.S. military said its attacks against Iran were in response to a threat to the Strait of Hormuz.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/31/us/politics/us-strikes-iran-new-naval-mine.html

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Remote Grand Canyon lodge hit by deadly flash flood boasts fabled history

Phantom Ranch, set up by Teddy Roosevelt, has welcomed exhausted hikers to its famed cabins for over a century

• Two dead and at least 15 missing in Grand Canyon flash flood

Phantom Ranch has been a solitary refuge visited by some of the most famous names of history. More typically, it’s been a beacon for the half-collapsed, exhausted and overheated hikers trudging down the Grand Canyon for more than a century.

The sole lodge at the very bottom of the Grand Canyon, the cabins long had a near mythical reputation. Located along the Bright Angel Creek, which tumbles into the mighty Colorado River at the base of the canyon, they served as a reminder of the long history of one of America’s most spectacular but savage environments.

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/31/grand-canyon-flash-flood-phantom-ranch

US military has no plans to send troops to midterm polling sites, Dan Caine says

Letter from chair of joint chiefs of staff addresses concerns over Trump officials using military to interfere with vote

The highest‑ranking US military officer says there are no plans to deploy troops to polling places during the November midterm elections - responding to Senator Elissa Slotkin’s request for information amid concerns about whether the Trump administration might send service members to election sites.

In a letter obtained by the Guardian, first reported by the Associated Press, Gen Dan Caine, chair of the joint chiefs of staff, told Slotkin “the Joint Force has no plans to send Federal military personnel or Federalized members of the National Guard to polling places during the 2026 elections”. He added that there are also “no plans to use such personnel to seize ballots, voting machines, or other election‑related material”.

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/31/military-troops-polling-sites-midterms

Initial and Forecast Surface Winds. Shapefile last updated Mon, 31 Aug 2026 21:05:07 GMT

Source: Advisory #002 Wind Field [shp] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

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Source: Preliminary Best Track [shp] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

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Source: Preliminary Best Track [kmz] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

Forecast Track, Cone of Uncertainty, Watches/Warnings. Shapefile last updated Mon, 31 Aug 2026 21:04:44 GMT

Source: Advisory #002 Forecast [shp] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

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Source: Advisory #002 Watches/Warnings [kmz] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

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Source: Advisory #002 Forecast Track [kmz] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

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Source: Advisory #002 Cone of Uncertainty [kmz] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/14181388?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Looks like God doesn't like jet skis either [Florida][/url]

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Source: Storm Surge Watch/Warning Map [kml] - Tropical Depression Five (AT5/AL052026)