Thats right 2 years for a lie, two years that I only spoke to my kids over the phone.
I have mobile phone records for two years showing that I rang where I was living with no phone and only rang via my free hour from telstra via my mobile.
See again when you use your mobile it connects to the closest mobile tower, check your phone bills, so you can't be at two different places at the same time.
Plus I have made sure the neighbours always spot me, they even said why do you slam that letter box so hard ,HaHaHa I got their attention.